arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

mireligionerestu:

Lady Gaga as a mom.

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."
- I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via snowdealer)
reddlr-trees:

My favorite anti-weed ad

reddlr-trees:

My favorite anti-weed ad

what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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airrogance:

IM SHADYYYYYYYY

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

bulimiccokehead:

so cute <3

bulimiccokehead:

so cute <3

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

quickweaves:

M TF E

quickweaves:

M TF E